（中文版）
敬啟者：
為免站長對閣下的發言理解錯誤，從而出現誤會以致嚴重不和，閣下在本人的聊天室留言前，請注意以下事項。
1. 站長非常注重尊嚴，如果閣下作出很不敬的行為，站長會毫不猶豫地反擊。閣下準備向站長指責任何事情以前，請記住這一點。
2. 留言後請務必以~~~~簽名。
3. 為保持地鐵站和工作室清潔，如果乘客在此亂扔垃圾，包括胡言亂語、侮辱、誹謗、無理的行為及留言，如不道歉，將被自動送到站長垃圾筒去並等候送進堆填區或焚化爐去。
4. 乘客不得對以上各項有異議，否則請勿在此處留言。
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Owennson謹啟
2015年5月9日，2023年12月31日修訂
(English version)
9th May, 2015, edited on 31st December, 2023
Dear all message leavers:
To avoid I misunderstand your message which may leads to severe arguing, before you leave any message here, please notice the following.
1. I really care about dignity. If you do anything that I treat as disrespectful, I will counter-attack without hesitation. Please remember this before you accuse me anything.
2. Please sign with ~~~~ after your message.
3. Please use English but not other languages if you don't know Chinese. I cannot understand your message fully if you use other languages due to the grammar mistakes of Google Translate.
4. For the sake of the cleanness of the talk page, if anyone leaving spam, insulting, defamation, slander, libel or unreasonable messages, if no apology is received, the messages will be sent directly towards the rubbish bin and wait for being sent to landfills or incinerators.
5. No objections of the metioned are allowed, if so, you should not leave any message here.
Yours sincerely,
Owennson | 
